20230814 Monday Quick Daily News Headline Analysis 4 Busy People Snark Commentary on Top News

20230814 Monday Quick Daily News Headline Analysis 4 Busy People Snark Commentary on Top News

Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.

Today's Headline Skim News: {Monday AM., Family Shooting-None of Our Biz, 98yr Old Dies of Police Raid Stress, Bear Bites Old Lady In the House, Hawaiians Lose Family Members, House Explodes-5 dead, NYC'rs Now Mad 'Bout Illegal Aliens, Crazy Plane Lady Chunkier Than I thought-Bikini Pic, Crazy Plane Lady Looks Better without Makeup, Easy to Be Compassionate about Hawaii Fire Victims-Biden "NO COMMENT", Ozempic, After School SATAN Club-Fun & Games Til It Ain't, Cali Electrical Grid Weak Week, Hunter Biden Lawyers Blame Feds, Oprah Exploits Maui Fire Survivors, Far Right is Not Far Like AOC Far Left-All Left is Far Left, Family Feud Click Bait, Air Show Pilots Eject, and so much more Click Bait!} This presentation of the news headlines moves quickly.

What can you determine and believe from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?

Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos?

Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.

Be in-the-know and opine without being in the mud!

Skim headlines and move on.

20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.