Godzilla X Kong X Baby Kong X Some Girl | Mass Effect is Dead | Silver SurfHER | Capns Cast 65

Godzilla X Kong X Baby Kong X Some Girl | Mass Effect is Dead | Silver SurfHER | Capns Cast 65

Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire: The Saga of Song Pterodactyls and Ice Hydras is apparently what we want as a society now.

A bittersweet CGI extravaganza sure to please the kiddies--but how does it fare as a piece of real entertainment?

And Bob Eiger wins his proxy battle with Nelson Peltz and promises Disney will never get drunk and beat us again--then promptly comes home drunk and announces Silver Surfer is a girlboss YAASSSSSS!

Slay Queen.

Also: Tales of the Empire trailer, Mass Effect is Fracked, Fallout Show, and out of work Hollywood writers take a break from eating glue to have a world class pity party.

The Captain's Cast 65.