Happy World UFO Day (apparently)

Happy World UFO Day (apparently)

Description: why isn’t Wesley dead yet?

He’s fucking blasted on multiple intoxicants running off no sleep after working in Dante’s inferno, and the old bastard just told me he shit his pants (again).

Oh the joys of being an alcoholic degenerate.

Anyways, apparently it’s world ufo day?

I thought that was July 2nd?

I don’t even know if this asshole bothered to come up with a rundown, or if he can even talk.

But I can tell you one thing folks..

Not only is it (allegedly) world ufo day, it also happens to be Wesleys birthday.

I would have made him a cake, but he’s already a 300+ pound useless eater, so fuck him.

Did I mention he lives in his mom’s basement?

God Wesley, I can’t believe I let you write this shit.

You’re making me look like an asshole.

I mean, more of an asshole than I already am.

I should really proof read these before the show.

Ugh I can already tell he’s gonna make this whole fucking show about him, as usual….